We become what we think about.
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
If people talk behind your back, then Just Fart!!
Money talks but All mine ever says is Goodbye!!
With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.
Yes mam, I am drunk, but in the morning i’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly.
I stopped fighting my inner demon, we are on the same side now.
Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?
I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!
Women may not hit harder but they hit Lower…
Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…
I love to ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, coz i am still looking for ideas.
You call me lazy, truth is that i am on my energy saving mode.
Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
The day i was born, DEVIL said: Ohh Competition!!
Of course i talk to myself, Every once in a while you do need expert advice!!
Whatever it is – I didn’t do it!
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
